Cassidy spit up and Ben chimed in “No no Cassidy, we don’t spit. We only spit when we brush our teeth”

We walked through the automatic doors at Target, he looked at them and said “thank you!”

Ben was laying down on the bathroom floor and I was trying to put his night time diaper on him. He was being so silly and squirmy so I told him to “sit still” and he said “But mommy I’m not sitting I’m laying.”

I told him I had to go change my pants and he asked “You peed?” as if I’d had an accident.

He received a doctor kit for Christmas. Inside was a pretend blood pressure cuff that’s blue and now he asks if he can “check your blue pressure.”

Andy made us some french toast on a Saturday morning. Great, except he put something wrong in for the vanilla. We still can’t figure out what it was, slightly lemony with a hint of spice…definitely not vanilla. The french toast was gross, so I gave some of mine to Ben (he was gobbling it up) and threw the rest out. Just as Andy walked into the kitchen, Ben blurted “No mommy, don’t throw it in the garbage!” The kid gave me up!

Ben was looking for his play phone (one of our old cell phones) and was getting frustrated because he couldn’t find it. I told him to look under his barn because I thought one was there. He pulled out a dinosaur and said “Mommy, this is Spikey, I don’t think this is a phone.”