Seems like I just did one of these…so many Benisms!
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“Ew yuk, cassidy slimy with spit”

While getting Cassidy’s 6mo shots Ben asked the nurse if he could get them instead of her because it would hurt her and she would cry.

Ben was telling me about the colors of stop lights and he said “Yellow means be careful out there, OK”

He was telling everyone that came out of the Y to “be careful don’t slip on the ice”

While talking about Cassidy he said “I very very love her”

We were reading about how catepillars turn into butterflies. He saw the cocoon and asked “Is it poop?” I explained what it was and then he kept calling it a “raccoon” instead of a “cocoon”

Ben has been potty trained for a year and a half. In that time I think he’s pooped on the potty four times. He usually just saves it for his bedtime diaper (grrr). Well recently he’s been wanting to read his potty book again and tells me “Mommy when I poop on the potty I can have (insert whatever I’ve promised him).” Today I thought we were close again, he sat on the potty to pee and I knew he had to poop too. You see, when he has to poop he runs laps around the house grunting and screaming but still holding it in. It would be the most mortifying thing for company to see ;-) So I had him on the potty, he’d peed and was trying to get down and I was making him sit and wait for poop. He started screaming at me “No mommy! No poop! NEVER! I’ll never poop” OMG! In the battle of wills the three year old won, he got down and sure enough, later that night pooped in his overnight diaper. When I went in his room to change him he said with a maniacal grin “Mommy I pooped in my diaper, see” *hangs head* I give up.