Ben shared his Bear with one of the other little boys at the Y. When I picked the kids up from childwatch I told Ben “That was very nice of you to let Aiden play with Bear Bear.” Ben responded “I know.”

I told him I needed to go downstairs to get dressed after my shower (I was in a bathrobe). He responded “Me help?” Uhm, no thanks kiddo.

I told Ben I needed to feed Cassidy and he asked “With a bottle or with your things?” I just about died, too funny.

He was reading instructions on the headrest of his carseat and said in a very stern voice “This says sit down now!”

Andy brought our burgers and hot dogs in from the grill and Ben said “Cause hot dogs are kind of like meat.”

We were at the doctors getting our well visit shots and afterwards Ben said “Maybe next time I can get a nice shot.”

“I think I need a donut for my cough” – not much else you can say to that.

He was particularly annoyed with Cassidy one morning and complained “Moooommy Cassidy’s looking at my ear.”

Ben: Can I do playdoh now?
Me: OK, can we clean up your magnets first
Ben: Uhm how about you clean up my magnets and I’ll watch