Ever notice the names you call your pet, aren’t their “real” names? What I mean is, isn’t it funny how their names evolve and over time you have a list of silly little nicknames you call them by. I realized how insane I must sound when I call our cats, they’ve ended up with some pretty interesting “pet names.” Sorry I couldn’t resist.

-Jack-
Jacko
Mr Kitty
Kitty Monster
Monster Man
Tubby (play on his fatness and that he loves the bathtub)
Tubbo
Tubzilla
Jackula (like Dracula, because his little kitty fangs stick out)
Kitty Fish
Darth Kittums (he kind of makes this wheezy sound sometimes)
Darth Wheezy

-Colby-
Beanie Baby
Beanie
Beans
Mr. Beano
Kitty Snake (because he’s writhy and squirmy)
Weasel
Kitty Sausage (I don’t know, it’s Andys)
Orangey
Orange Buddy
Orangina